Armstrong and Getty auction off broken tooth fragment on Ebay

[Smilin' Jack]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure this will drive the ratings up.

Hitting the bottom never felt so good.



Jack Armstrong's Tooth Fragment. In used condition. Priceless. Size:
about an eigth of an inch long.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=120013579243

[Notroll2006]

Post by Smilin' Jack
Yeah, I'm pretty sure this will drive the ratings up.
Hitting the bottom never felt so good.
about an eigth of an inch long.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=120013579243

Hell, you could get that much for a Smilin' Jack turd. Go for it.

[Smilin' Jack]

Post by Smilin' Jack
Yeah, I'm pretty sure this will drive the ratings up.
Hitting the bottom never felt so good.
about an eigth of an inch long.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=120013579243

It was meant primarily for humorous purposes and the money goes to
charity. Also, they were talking about how easy or difficult it is to
sell something on eBay.
Not one of their best bits, but you can only talk about Israel/Lebanon
and illegal immigration for so long.

Oh yeah? What's going on over there? A multi-family goat swap?

And who the hell is Charity? Why does she get all the money?

[No, It's just Steven...]

Post by Smilin' Jack
And who the hell is Charity? Why does she get all the money?

Catholic fundraiser. Charity is the bookkeeper. Faith is a George
Michael CD. Hope is a character on an NBC soap opera. Prudence is a
chick John Lennon knew.

You can sac a general but why are you swapping a sac?

I smell the devil and Charles Newman